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CONFESSIONS OF A DICK HEAD
16 January 2008 @ 04:28 pm
cold as fire
15 August 2007 @ 04:53 pm
if you live in the LA area and would like to join me you are more than welcomed!
01 August 2007 @ 09:10 pm
Beverly Hills Cock

Scary Spice went to court Wednesday to try to scare up some child support from Eddie Murphy.
The 32-year-old singer, whose real name is Melanie Brown, filed a petition in Superior Court that seeks to legally establish Murphy as the father of her 4-month-old daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown.
Brown will also seek sole custody and reasonable child support, attorney Gloria Allred said at a press conference.
"I am here today for one reason and one reason only; her name is Angel," Brown said. "Angel is my baby and Eddie's. She will always know that she was planned and wanted by both of us."
Arnold Robinson, a spokesman for the 46-year-old actor, declined to comment.
Brown said she and Murphy dated for four months in 2006 before mutually deciding to conceive a child.
"The relationship was in full swing right at the beginning of my pregnancy," Brown said, adding that she was shocked when Murphy later said he was not sure he was the baby's father.
Allred said Murphy took a DNA test in June.
The test "established paternity but paternity has not been legally acknowledged," she said in a statement.
Brown, who dated Murphy last year, gave birth to her daughter April 3. She listed Murphy as the father on the birth certificate.
Murphy has five children from his marriage to Nicole Mitchell Murphy, who filed for divorce in 2005.
He got engaged last week to film producer Tracey Edmonds, according to Adris Debarge, Edmonds' executive assistant.
Brown also has an 8-year-old daughter.
The Spice Girls recently reunited for a tour that is scheduled to begin later this year.
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Current Location: home
Current Music: gears of war
22 June 2007 @ 01:38 pm
Don't take it personal
06 June 2007 @ 01:23 am
Oh Fuck
Ok so you know at an intersection you can make a right at the red.
Well it was a red and i made a righ and all of a sudden I saw a bright light and flash. I think that shit took my picture or it could've been a big fluke. I need sleep fuck this.
Well it was a red and i made a righ and all of a sudden I saw a bright light and flash. I think that shit took my picture or it could've been a big fluke. I need sleep fuck this.
04 May 2007 @ 04:46 pm
WHAT A WEEK.
FIRST I SEE BRITNEY.

NOW PARIS GOING TO JAIL...... I FUCKING LOVE IT!
ALL MY BITCHES AT LEAST DOING SOMETHING
LOS ANGELES - A judge sentenced
Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.
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Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.
The judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before announced the sentence.
She was then ordered to report to women's jail in suburban Lynwood.
The heiress arrived at court 10 minutes late in the back of a black Cadillac Escalade and swept into the Metropolitan Courthouse with several men in suits, ignoring screams of photographers lining the route into a rear entrance. Her parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, also came with her.
Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious.
The celebrity case brought an unusual scene to the austere courthouse south of downtown in a commercial area. As if at a red carpet event, dozens of photographers and reporters lined up at the rear entrance. Yellow police tape substituted for velvet ropes.
TV trucks were parked nearby to beam the news worldwide and a helicopter hovered overhead. Extra sheriff's deputies stood guard.
Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.
She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.
Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program, are what landed the socialite back in court.
On Jan. 15, Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.
Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies stopped Hilton on Feb. 27 and charged her with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over at about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.
Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said at the time Hilton wasn't aware her license was suspended. A copy of the document Hilton signed on Jan. 15 was found in the car's glove compartment, court papers say.

NOW PARIS GOING TO JAIL...... I FUCKING LOVE IT!
ALL MY BITCHES AT LEAST DOING SOMETHING
LOS ANGELES - A judge sentenced
Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.
ADVERTISEMENT
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.
The judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before announced the sentence.
She was then ordered to report to women's jail in suburban Lynwood.
The heiress arrived at court 10 minutes late in the back of a black Cadillac Escalade and swept into the Metropolitan Courthouse with several men in suits, ignoring screams of photographers lining the route into a rear entrance. Her parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, also came with her.
Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious.
The celebrity case brought an unusual scene to the austere courthouse south of downtown in a commercial area. As if at a red carpet event, dozens of photographers and reporters lined up at the rear entrance. Yellow police tape substituted for velvet ropes.
TV trucks were parked nearby to beam the news worldwide and a helicopter hovered overhead. Extra sheriff's deputies stood guard.
Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.
She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.
Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program, are what landed the socialite back in court.
On Jan. 15, Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.
Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies stopped Hilton on Feb. 27 and charged her with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over at about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.
Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said at the time Hilton wasn't aware her license was suspended. A copy of the document Hilton signed on Jan. 15 was found in the car's glove compartment, court papers say.
01 May 2007 @ 07:07 pm
HERE'S MY TICKET!
24 April 2007 @ 09:32 pm
really gross
it gets on my god damn nerves when people fart and try to play it off.
like my friend patty. damn nasty skinny bitch.
or like were @ a restaurant and they try to play it off w/ the pleather seats.
ew.
like my friend patty. damn nasty skinny bitch.
or like were @ a restaurant and they try to play it off w/ the pleather seats.
ew.
Current Location: work
Current Music: paris hilton- stars are blind.
23 April 2007 @ 11:16 pm
U NOW WUT I FAWKING H8
apple bees.
ew.
waitress had a bangin' ass though.
mmmmm mmmmmm.
fawk only cheesecake factory validates.... ewww..... hate the place. don't be mad @ the alchie be mad at the food.
ew.
waitress had a bangin' ass though.
mmmmm mmmmmm.
fawk only cheesecake factory validates.... ewww..... hate the place. don't be mad @ the alchie be mad at the food.
Current Music: SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY
22 April 2007 @ 05:10 pm
Princess HARRIS!

This corner we have ella Eh Eh Eh Eh 5 head tone challenged hottie:
Rhianna!

( BATTLE OF FOREHEADS! )
21 April 2007 @ 11:23 pm
DUMB BITCH
i know that our situation doesn't invovle you.
but to say that you don't care... now that's cold.
i forget at times your still a child
and haven't gone through a lot.
so young.
so naive.
get over it.
your teeth look cleaner though.
but to say that you don't care... now that's cold.
i forget at times your still a child
and haven't gone through a lot.
so young.
so naive.
get over it.
your teeth look cleaner though.
19 April 2007 @ 04:52 pm
Hooters Tonite!
16 April 2007 @ 11:32 pm
i wish my parents sent me to a performing arts school.
instead of wanting me to become a football/ basketball player.
now i'm going to an expensive private school.
but at least i'm doing what i want.
or at least what i want to do.
instead of wanting me to become a football/ basketball player.
now i'm going to an expensive private school.
but at least i'm doing what i want.
or at least what i want to do.
13 April 2007 @ 12:16 pm
requiem for a dream
i had this totally bizarre and ubiquitous dream.
i haven't been speaking to an lover of mine for a while.
so in the dream we where in a multucomplex environment and she was there as well as all of our friends.
our argument escaladed and tension grew and it became agrressive and somewhat violent.
it tore our friends apart within 2 sides. my side or her side.
i took off in my uncle's camry (wierd i dunno).
and my friend was fucking in the back and i was in the back with her while she was getting boned.
fin.
i haven't been speaking to an lover of mine for a while.
so in the dream we where in a multucomplex environment and she was there as well as all of our friends.
our argument escaladed and tension grew and it became agrressive and somewhat violent.
it tore our friends apart within 2 sides. my side or her side.
i took off in my uncle's camry (wierd i dunno).
and my friend was fucking in the back and i was in the back with her while she was getting boned.
fin.









