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The NBA Will Start Testing Players For HGH

-A first positive test brings a 20-game ban. A second is 45 games. A third gets a player dismissed.
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Selena Gomez and Austin Mahone Are Officially Official

Selena Gomez and Austin Mahone are officially dating, according to Us Weekly.

While the news has been a long time coming, the wonderful twist in this story is that apparently Taylor Swift is the one who set them up.

I am feeling lots of things about this. Firstly, that of course I'd trust Tay Tay to set me up. Of course. However, perhaps Selena shouldn't keep dating boys who have fans who pun themselves with such rabid conviction (re: Austin's Mahomies, Justin's Beliebers).


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